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Title: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Rating: Flesch-Kincaid suggests you should be in 9th Grade to read this. PG.

Prompt: A rumor in 100 words.
Warnings: Dry humor.
Word Count: a dollar.

Although it was unusual for Hermione Granger to indulge in vapid blather, she found the latest water-cooler hearsay went against her logical sensibilities to 'never tickle a sleeping dragon'. So with biting brown eyes and a fist on her hip, she informed her fellow associates that in her experience, Draco Malfoy was the farthest thing from a virgin and certainly not a homosexual, and it was completely ridiculous that any of them would assume such nonsense. Trust her. She would know.

Much to her chagrin, her over-protective vehemence only caused more office fodder. Only this time, it was undoubtedly true.

Title: Leaves of Light and Dark
Rating: G

Prompt: Must be set in the Fall. Excludes Halloween.
Warnings: none.
Word Count: 400

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Title: Oh Matilda
Rating: Pg-13

Prompt: Must be written from another character’s perspective.
Warnings: Insinuation and technical terms
Word Count: 499

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Title: With You.
Rating: G

Prompt: Must contain ONE Cliché.
Warnings: A bit taken from that 70’s show. Paraphrased.
Word Count: 499

Title: The List
Rating: G

Prompt: Must take place during Hermione’s Birthday Party.
Warnings: Viva Las Vegas
Word Count: 497

Title: A Lesson for a Liar.
Rating: PG

Prompt: Must include a Lie.
Warnings: None.
Word Count: 250 EXACTLY.

Title: Fortune on a Ladder
Rating: um, Pg-13.

Prompt: Must take place in a Library.
Warnings: None. Really.
Word Count: 499 exactly. Whut.